Now, about me...

I am your average cynical teen. My hobbies include flipping off boxes of kittens, teaching penguins how to fly, and watching the Quadriplegic Olympics (I'm going to hell...)

All juvenile idiocy aside...

Despite my ADD, I am an extremely deep person. I have found a hole in my spirit that can and does hold roughly a galaxy of pain.

I listen to metal. Mainly Manowar, Amon Amarth, and Iced Earth. I made up a group called "Brothers of Metal". There is but one existing members thus far.

"Bourne of Fire and Stone, the Brothers of Metal, in the beginning of time, burst forth from the womb of the Earth. Destined to fight and die, the valiant Brothers fight for Truth and Metal. All who stand in our way shall taste steel. Their bones shall be ground into the dust of the past. If you harm one Brother, you harm all Brothers. If we fall in battle, we shall meet Odin in Valhalla..."
-Stygix



What I really do in my free time is write songs. Most of which are meant to be witty (but wit is in the eye of the beholder, no?) all of which are good.

My favorite Football team is the Minnesota Vikings (not just cause of the name... I swear!)

Also, I am a smoker (I'm a Joker, I'm a midnight toker. I play my music in the suuun.) Don't judge me just cause of that, eh?

Anyway, back to my endless and pointless existence, eh?

Fvck the world, HAIL AND KILL!!!